02 3 / 2011
The (depressing) facts of life
Every time you leave home, your plants attempt to commit suicide.
02 3 / 2011
GPOYW: i don’t know what i miss more: my awful hipster mullet or having a defined waistline?
(i fully still have that hoodie. kitty with claws is stretched to oblivion)
Didn’t I take this picture? I know this was the day I ended up in a shack.
(Source: unicornfandancing)
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11 1 / 2011
30 things I did before I turned 30
Became insanely popular. Joined the right sorority. Shared a mattress with the right guy. Wielded the awesome power of the wealthy, young and beautiful. Became the asshole I hated when I was a loser.
11 1 / 2011
What Wine Will Fix
Hangovers – Wake up feeling like the undead? Point yourself in the direction of a champagne bottle. Add a splash of OJ or two and you’re only 15 minutes away from getting drunk again
31 12 / 2010
all we wanted to do was grow up so we could finally “live our lives”, but now I’d give anything to be a kid again. i feel like i didn’t cherish childhood enough and now, i dont know if i can ever bring that beautiful girl back.
maybe we can learn from our former selves: lets aim for imagination and truth instead of expectations and facades; let’s crave satisfaction from fact instead of fleeting opinions. let’s fill entire days by sitting alone with legos and dolls and possibilities - from spending hours by ourselves and beside our parents. let’s wake up early, run in the park, actually pay attention in classes and fall asleep in our own beds. our golden age can shine past puberty - it can be real and beautiful and ours forever.
i swear, i’ve been looking in all the wrong places for everything i used to have, everything i thought i’d always have and therefore always took for granted.
28 12 / 2010
How Dan Savage ruined my sex life
When two teenagers fall in love it seems only right that you would share EVERYTHING, no matter how repulsive.
27 12 / 2010
Guide to a happy/albeit chaotic life
Pack up everything you own. Now repeat 7 times.
