11 1 / 2011
30 things I did before I turned 30
Became insanely popular. Joined the right sorority. Shared a mattress with the right guy. Wielded the awesome power of the wealthy, young and beautiful. Became the asshole I hated when I was a loser.
Because stupid shit should become your city's slogan.
11 1 / 2011
Became insanely popular. Joined the right sorority. Shared a mattress with the right guy. Wielded the awesome power of the wealthy, young and beautiful. Became the asshole I hated when I was a loser.
