25 2 / 2009

subject lines of some e-mails I’ve sent since 2006:

“sacrilegious? maybe. hilarious? yes.” “proscuitto puff pinwheels” “word to your mother!” “spice girl news” “what do you mean, you don’t eat no meat” “tequila, bears shirt?” “storm, parking?” “Top random facts about chuck norris” “got to keep on dancing” “One more beer fest” “This is your life calling” “plans for driving to Vegas” “recovering from Sunday drinking” “In defense of my ‘hood” “words without direct english translation” “another mini quarter life crises meltdown” “Yo, your child has landed in Cali” And finally - “Amazing healing powers of sugar free grape koolaid”